Suddenly, the Narcissistic, Angst-ridden Bastard (Who Values His Anonymity Ad Infinitum) Begins to Open Up to the Freakin’ Third World Pinoy Blogosphere (First of Two Parts)

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Suddenly, the Narcissistic, Angst-ridden Bastard (Who Values His Anonymity Ad Infinitum) Begins to Open Up to the Freakin’ Third World Pinoy Blogosphere (First of Two Parts)

February 27, 2009

Allergic ako sa tao. Nasabi ko na yan kelan lang dito sa walang kwentang kutang ‘to. Hindi ako mahilig makipagharutan sa mga taong ang bisyo sa buhay eh makipag EB at makipag~~sexmate~~ textmate nang bonggang bongga. Wala akong account sa Multiply, Plurk, Twitter, Facebook, at kung anu-ano pang social site ekek at ang kaisa-isang Friendster account ko na pinilit lang ipagawa sakin ng utol ko eh minsan sa isang dekada ko lang nabibisita.

And don’t shove that pathetic “No man is an island” cliche up my ass. I tell you, I have friends albeit only a select few and I don’t live in cliches. That’s because in a world of 6.7 billion drones, you could get to handpick and count folks who talk sense and command respect for moving out of the cardboard box reality TV celluloid. The rest, sadly, are mindless marionettes who won’t even make a shit even if their strings are cut. So yes, I tend to polarize towards the aberrations of society, the ones who are within my wavelength’s league.

Mabilisang digression: Malapit nang bumalik si American-accented Lio Loco in his signature nosebleed diatribes, whether you like it or you like it. Hehehe.

Kaya nga mas pinili kong ikubli ang tunay kong identidad sa mundo ng sangkablogosperyahan sa parehong dahilan na mas masarap ~~makipagsex ‘pag walang ilaw~~ magsulat nang hindi lantad ang muka sa likod ng mga salita. Mas malaya ka. Mas tunay ang pagsasatitik ng mga kataga. Case in point? BOB ONG — ang simple ngunit astiging manunulat na nagpatunay na masarap palang basahin ang balahura at kantospeak na pagsusulat dahil natural ang daloy ng ideya, dahil kung ano ang bigkas ng isipan eh siyang sulat naman ng mga daliring nagtitipa at humuhulma sa katotohanang ipinababatid ng may-akda.

So gusto ko ngang kilalanin ako bilang anonymous blogger. End of story? Not.

Nitong nakaraang linggo lamang, nakatanggap ako ng isang kahina-hinalang email mula sa isang Ingleserong blogger (nakalimutan ko, isa rin pala ‘kong Ingleserong blogger dati…tsk tsk!) na nanghihikayat sakin upang dumalo sa isang piling pagtitipon sa mundo ng Pinoy sangkablogosperyohan. Akala ko naman kung elektronikong liham na ‘yun para ipabatid saking ako pala ang pangatlong nanalo sa pinag-uusapang P182-M lotto jackpot (bagama’t hindi ako bumili ng ticket) at nagkamali pala ang PCSO sa pag-aanunsiyong dalawang nilalang lamang ang di malao’y mananakawan at pag-aaligiran ng mirong ang kakapal ng muka sa paghingi ng balato.

Ang sabi ni Yoshke Dimen, they are inviting me raw “…to be part of our team of web experts who will evaluate our suite of online and mobile services before they are launched.” Syempre, bigla naman daw akong nacurious sa laman ng liham. Mali. “Bigla akong nagsuspetsa” would be the more appropriate statement. Unang-una, hindi ako maalam sa mga online and mobile services at ang pagiging tech support puta ko sa pinagkakakutaan ko sa Makati eh resulta lamang ng ilang buwang training. Ikalawa, isa lang akong amateur blogger na wala gaanong kamuwang-muwang sa masikip na ~~kepyas~~ mundo ng sangkablogosperyohan at nagsimula lang mag-blog limang buwan na ang nakakaraan kaya tingin ko eh wala akong K para maging web expert at evaluator ng kung ano mang taragis na services na tinutukoy ni Yoshke. Malay ko ba kung raket lang ‘tong tulad ng sandamakmak na email na natatanggap ko sa araw-araw mula sa kung saan mang lupalop ng Europa na nagsasabing nanalo raw ako ng 32.5 million euros maski hindi naman ako bumili ng lottery ticket nila? Kung ano ang nakita ni Yoshke sa walang kwentang kutang ‘to para imbitahan ako bilang “beta evaluator” eh siya na lang ang nakakaalam. Hakhak!

Pero totoo pala ‘tong si Ingleserong blogger na si Yoshke at tunay ngang meron silang proyekto hinggil sa online evaluator ekek ng isang kilalang mobile service provider. Suma tutal, at matapos ang ilang palitan ng email para magmakaawang magsama ako ng isa ring blogger friend (kasi strictly per-invitation only raw ‘yung event) dahil wala nga akong sense of direction at malamang sa malamang eh maging palaboy na lang ako sa Mandaluyong (venue ng event) ‘pag nagkataon, nagpunta ako sa kauna-unahan kong bloggers meetup at sa unang pagkakataon, isinantabi ko ang pagiging anonymous sa mundo ng sangkablogosperyohan.

Ang unang pagkikita sa kapwa-bloggers eh hindi naging maganda. Pano kasi, ang daming epal at kupal na hindi mo maintindihan kung nais ba talagang maging bahagi ng “elite list of beta evaluators” sa dami ng reklamo sa buhay. Nariyang meron daw silang right to privacy. Kesyo raw malabo ang ipanapanukalang non-disclosure agreement (NDA) na aabot ng limang taon. Na hindi patas ang magbigay kami ng ideya sa organizers dahil hindi naman daw exclusivity rule ang relationship naming mga bloggers at ng service provider. Hindi na lang ako nagsalita pero sa kinauupuan ko, nakailang putangina na ‘ko sa kaseryosohan ng mga tanong nila. Ang sa akin lang, kung ayaw nila ‘yung terms eh di tapusin nila ang pagkain nila, magsukbit ng mga binalot pa sa bag, at umeskapo na nang bonggang-bongga. Leche! kung ayaw pumirma ng NDA eh ‘di wag. Hindi naman sila pinipilit. If these pathetic drones are what defines a Pinoy blogger, then I’d rather be excluded from the definition. Bleech! Ang resulta: walang kinahinatnan ang unang pagkikita ng samu’t saring blagero’t blagera.

Ikalawang meetup eh sa soft-launching na mismo nung mobile service. Ngarag-ngaragan pa kaming pumunta ni Rai (blogger friend-slash-co-puta sa Makati) dahil katatapos lang naming mag-OCS exam para run sa possible Comms Coach promotion at kung tama ang kalkulasyon ko eh labinlimang oras na kaming gising nung araw na ‘yun. Anak ng pating! pormal-pormalan pala talaga ang event dahil sa Manila Gallery pa ang venue at ang mga invited eh mga bigating socialite ekek na madalas mo sigurong makita sa lifestyle pages ng Philippine Star.

Pati nga dining etiquette ko eh napasadahan nang di oras dahil sa dami ng kubyertos na kelangang gamitin sa iba’t ibang courses sa menu. Malay ko bang iba ang tinidor para sa salad, iba ule ang tinidor sa side dish, isa pang nyetang ibang tinidor para sa main course, at ang spoon na nakaposisyon sa bandang ulunan ng plato eh para sa dessert? At sabihin niyo sakin ba’t kelangang laging kumplikado ang pagkakabuo ng mga pangalan ng pagkain kapagka sa mamahaling restaurant ka kumain?

Ewan ko lang kung hindi kayo magkandabali-balinguyngoy sa pagbigkas sa mga pagkaing bininyagan sa pangalang tulad ng “Insalata Al Sole Field Greens & Cress, Orange, Fennel, Walnuts in White Wine-Orange Vinaigrette” (na pinagkumpul-kumpol lang namang dahon at gulay na hinaluan ng manamis-namis na ispesyal na suka), “Spinach Raviolo, Scallops, Gamberi, Calamari In Pink Tomato Cream Sauce” (parang lasagna lang ‘to na ang sahog eh kalamaris at ‘yung mas malaki-laking tulya na impernes eh siyang pinakamasarap), “Roast Beef Tenderloin Tagliata with Garlic, Rosemary, and Artichoke” (na hindi ko makakalimutan dahil dito ako sumemplang sa aking dining etiquette)…lolz!), at “Crepe Millefoglie, Chocolate Torta and Chocolate Lava in Poached Pear & Cebu Mangoes” (na hindi namin natikman dahil nag-umpisa na ang launching at nakakahiya namang pasiesta-siesta pa kami sa dining table samantalang ang lahat eh nandun na sa bulwagan).

Isa lang ang masasabi ko. Mas masarap ang magkamay. Behlat sa dalawang sosyalerang kaharap naming walang pakialam maski na lumuwa na ang boobs habang nagpapataasan ng ihi kakakwento kung kelan ule lilipad ng Macau, kung gaano sila kasexy, kung ilang beses silang nilabasan habang kaseks ang mga bi-ep nila, at kung saan ang susunod na modeling gig nila pagkatapos ng product launching. P.S. Ang sarap niyo palang bembangin, bitches!

Sa mismong gallery kung saan ginanap ang product launching, mas lalo palang hebigat ang mga panauhin. RSVP kung RSVP ang tema ng naturang okasyon. Andun ang Deputy Chief Executive Officer ng mismong service provider, ang Multimedia Business Group Head ng nasabing kumpanya, at ang Vice President for Technical Sales na co-partner ng new service. Heck, ni hindi ko nga alam na si TJ Manotoc na pala ‘yung katabi ko sa upuan. Mabuti na lang at marunong akong mag-Ingles nung question and answer portion na. Nagpabibo ako at nagtanong sa panel (pero totoo namang gusto kong tanungin ‘yung tanong na ‘yun) para naman masabi ni Yoshkeng hindi walang kwenta ang pagkakainbayt niya sakin at kay Rai. Lolz!

Ayun. Ganito, more or less, ang nangyari sa una kong pakikipagkita sa ibang blagero’t blagera sa Pinoy sangkablogosperyohan. Siguro marami pa ang kasunod ng meetups na ‘to. Hindi na maiiwasan dahil nagpaunlak ako sa paanyaya at tinanggap ang maaaring responsibilidad ng isang beta evaluator. Pero anu’t ano pa man, itinuturing ko pa rin ang sarili ko bilang anonymous blogger. Masayang nakakapagsulat ng mga walang kakwenta-kwentang akda na hindi ko alam kung babasahin ng mga naligaw ng landas at walang ibang magawa sa buhay. Tulad ni Bob Ong na hanggang ngayon eh palaisipan pa rin para sakin ang katauhan, natutuwa akong isiping isang misteryo pa rin ang muka sa likod ng mga puna, reklamo at kaangasang naisasatitik sa walang kwentang kutang ‘to.

At kung curious kayo kung ano ba ‘tong pinasukan kong bagay na pampadagdag lang sa magulo ko nang buhay, ‘eto’t pwede niyong silipin. Patikim pa lang ‘yan. Sa susunod na post, dun na papasok ang pag-PPR ko bilang beta evaluator ng nasabing bagong mobile service. Abangan ang susunod na kabanata.

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Previous Comments

mukhang konting konti na lang at malapit ng magexpire ang kaadikan mo este and anonymity mo…
sa susunod nyan may pic nang porma ng bonggang bongga…

Posted by Basti at February 27, 2009, 11:54 pm

@basti: kaya nga eh. di ko alam kung saan ang kahahantungan nito. basta, easy lang muna. no bounce, no play. hehehe.
pero malabo yung papangalandakan ko ang muka ko sa sangkablogosperyohan. aabutin pa yun ng isangdaang dekada. o siguro mga isang minuto kapagka nakainom ako. hehehe.

Posted by ssdd at February 28, 2009, 12:08 am

ahhhhh… kaya babalik na ang inggliserong lokoloko… para maging masmalawak ang saklaw ng bawat hagupit ng mga salitang ihahagis na parang bomba.. Hindi lang pampinoy kundi pang-internasyunal na.

sige sige.. goodlcuk sa mga gagawin mo..
paBibo ka ulit sa mga susunod ng pagtitipon ng mga Kultong baliw sa internet at sa mga walang kwentang bagay…heehe

hephep!
lols
kitakis

Posted by koSA.Pogi at February 28, 2009, 8:22 am

Ehem ehem.. alam ko may Multiply ka. LOLZ!
Babalik na ingglis-spokening-dollar Lio!

Posted by Binchee at February 28, 2009, 9:12 am

ahm.
ang akin lang
kung ayaw mo ng ganyan
edi wag
dabah?

e ang dami mong reklamo
ang bigat tuloy dito sa site mo
hahahaha

isa yan sa mga dahilan din
kung bakit di ako nagpapakilala
na blogger sa mga events
discreet lang ako sa totoong buhay
sinusupalpal ko ang mga tao
na nagtatangka na ipakilala ako
bilang chiksilog girl
hahahaha

sop na yan
ng mga kaibigan kong bloggers
although obyus naman ako na ako yun
kasi nga di naman anonymous
ang mga bloggers na kaibigan ko
hahahahahaha

suplada lang ako sa personal e
hindi talaga ako papansin
dumidikit lang ako sa mga kakilala ko

sa pagiging anonymous naman
nakakasawa na rin kasi
minsan ang sarap sa pakiramdam
na may nakakaintindi sa iyo
may nakakakilala sa iyo
mga ganung emo lang
hahahaha

observer din kasi ako
kadalasan yang mga bloggers na yan
astang burgis
kala mo ang sososyal
ako?
jologs ako e
hahahaha

enjoy mo lang siguro
yung mga events
lalo na free foods
bahahahaha

Posted by xG at February 28, 2009, 11:22 am

SUS, DIOS MIO..MAGNONOSEBLEED NA NAMAN BA KAMI NITO..

ADIK KA PA NAMAN SA GRAMMAR..
KAPAG PA NAMAN ENGLISH ANG POST EH NAPAPA CARABAO ENGLISH DIN ANG COMMENTS KO..SIGURADONG MAPAPAHIYA NA NAMAN AKO SA PAGE NA ITO..

BUTI NALANG GWAPO KA SA IMAGINATIONS KO PAPA LIO…NADADALA AKO SA MGA DYOSA DYOSAHAN EK-EK MO..

***HUGS AND KISSES!!!

Posted by vanvan at February 28, 2009, 12:42 pm

@kosa: namimiss ko na kasing mag-ingles. baka nga mali-mali na ang pitch, intonation at diction ko kapagka di pa ko bumalik sa identidad kong nosebleed Lio Loco diatribes sa lalong madaling panahon. hakhak! sana maski na mag-ingles na ko ule, babalik at babalik ka pa rin sa walang kwentang kutang ‘to. hehehe.
hooray! pabibo kung pabibo ang usapan. dahil tlaga namang bibo at talentado akong bata. promil kid ata to. hehehe.
salamat parekoi! daan daan lang.
p.s. oist binoto ule kita run sa damuhan awards mo. gusto ikaw manalo. kaya naghahakot ako ng maraming pala para sa’yo. oha oha, dami mo nang utang sakin. lolz!

Posted by ssdd at March 1, 2009, 2:37 am

wow ibang lebel ka na du ah! ang lau mu na hirap mu abutin hahahha…cge kip up the gud work,gudlak sa pinasukan mu..du korek ka sa sinabi mung mas masarap kumain ng nakakamay hahahaha…hays namiss kita ah…
cge bye muna…ingatz..godbless always take care na rin…

Posted by nitz at March 1, 2009, 2:38 am

@xG:
ahm…hindi sa hindi ko siya gusto
gusto ko ung beta project
ang ayoko lang eh
yung mga bloggers na
nuknukan ng epal sa kakatanong
mareklamo talaga akong tao
pero ayokong mapunta ng presinto
kaya dito na lang sa
walang kwentang kutang 'to ko
nilalabas ang mga kaangasan
ko sa taragis na buhay ko
mas gusto kong maging anonymous
taliwas sa sinasabi mo, mukang
mas marami ang nakakaintindi sakin
dito sa sangkablogsperyohan
mas marami ang kawavelength ko
sa mga reklamo at kabalahuraan ko
gusto rin kitang mameet sa totoong buhay
pero dahil isa lang akong tagamasid
sa mga nangyayari sa sangkablogosperyohan
eh mukang malabong mangyari yon
mas gusto ko pa rin ang pagiging
anonymous blogger dito sa intarnets
ayun na nga
akala mo kung sino 'tong mga
taragis na bloggers na 'to
iyon nga ang ipinag-ngingitngit ko
at oo, jologs din ako
enjoy ko nga ang event na 'yon
hindi lang free foods
isama mo pa pati freebies
hakhak!

Posted by ssdd at March 1, 2009, 2:44 am

@vanvan: HAHAHA. SUSUBUKAN KO LANG NAMAN. NAKAKAMISS EH. PARANG SEX. HEHEHE. JOKENESS. SANA MASKI ADEEK AKO SA GRAMMAR, BUMALIK KA PA RIN DITO SA WALANG KWENTANG KUTANG 'TO. WAG KANG MAG-ALALA, DAHIL MAHAL KITA, MAGIGING DISCREET NA KO SA pAGKOREK NG COMMENT MO. HEHEHE.
ISANG POWERHUGZ MULA KAY SARAH GERONIMO NA TINANGGAP KO NANG BONGGANG BONGGA AT IPINAPASA KO NAMAN SA'YO. HEHEHE.

Posted by ssdd at March 1, 2009, 2:50 am

@nitz: at nagbabalik ang orihinal na tagasubaybay ng walang kerntang kutang ‘to. namiss kita. san ka ba kasi nagsusuot? hehehe. hindi ko pa rin talaga alam kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng du mo. hakhak. salamat salamat! masarap talaga kumain nang nakakamay. lasap lasap ang bawat butil ng kanin. lolz! yngatz din.

Posted by ssdd at March 1, 2009, 2:52 am

@binchee: honga pala. nakalimutan ko. may multiply ako. pero dummy lang naman. for comments purposes sa blog mo. hahaha. pinangalandakan talagang pra lang sa blog mo eh. so i don’t consider it as a full-fledged account. wehehehe. :p

Posted by ssdd at March 1, 2009, 5:39 am

ayay, napakasocial naman pala ng blogger na ere…kamusta naman yung pakikisocialiate mo dun? wahhahahaa….ako? ni minsan indi pa ako nagpakita sa ganyang events…eveeerrrr!!ahahahahaa…ayaw mo naman pala ng tao e…so indi ka nalang sasama sa boys nyt out namin..wahahhahaahaa…..social na social..bigatin..baka ikaw na ang next bryan boy!waaahhaa…..tae…ano yang sa box na yan? buksan mo nga! pa suprise suprise pa.tae.

Posted by Maldito at March 1, 2009, 5:08 pm

BAKIT PA UNG GALING KE SARAH..GUSTO KO UNG GALING TALAGA KE PAPA LIO LOCO..

AHSUS, ME MAHAL NA KITANG NALALAMAN KANA HA..WAG KANG GANYAN AT KINIKILIG AKO..

EHEKS..SO, FINALLY ME MAKAKAKITA NA NG ALINDOG MO SA TUNAY NA BUHAY..PARANG HINDI ITO TUNAY ANO..NAKAKAINGGIT NAMAN ANG MGA HALIMAW NA YUN..NAKAHALUBILO NA NILA ANG LOCO LOCONG CRUSH NG SANGKABLOGOSPERYUHAN..

***SIGH…AKO KAYA?KELAN….BLEEEEHHH!!

Posted by vanvan at March 1, 2009, 6:32 pm

ayus.sideline to parekoy.dami na namang pera at chicks.haha

Posted by flamindevil at March 1, 2009, 6:39 pm

@maldito: isa akong anti-social na nilalang. kaya laking tuwa ko nung hindi umattend ung karamihan sa mga kupal na full-time bloggers na dumalo sa unang meetup. tulad ng sinabi ni xG, enjoy ko lang ang pagkain at freebies. tipong you scratch my balls, and i scratch yours. wahahaha!
napasadahan ko na ung blog ni gasti at minsan na ring naligaw ng landas dito si jeck na mga barubal prens mo. mukang okey naman sila sakin. ikaw lang talaga ang hindi. wehehehe. so, hindi ko alam kung sasama ako. siguro pag binigyan mo ‘ko ng chick na kasing-hot ni sarah geronimo. lolz!
bomba ang laman nun. tae. inggit ka lang kasi hindi ka imbayted. bwahahaha!

Posted by ssdd at March 1, 2009, 6:53 pm

@vanvan: KASI KAKAPANOOD KO LANG NG PELIKULA NI SARAH MASKI NA EPAL TO THE MAX SI JOHN LLOYD MONGOLOID. BWISET NA PACUTE ANG PUTA. AKO DAPAT ANG ANDUN EH. HECTIC LANG MAXADO SCHED KO KAYA INAUBAYA KO NA LANG SA KANIYA. HEHEHE.
AT KINILIG TALAGA ANG BUHOK MO SA PUWET ANO? BULTOKACHI ANG TAWAG NAMIN DUN NG MGA KATROPA KO SA BAGUIO. ALA LANG. HAHAHA!
HAYUF! ANG LIO LOCONG CRUSH NG SANGKABLOGOSPERYOHAN? IHA, HINDI KAYA NAMATANDA KA LANG? DAHIL DIYAN, MAHAL NA TALAGA KITA. PWEDE NA TAYONG MAG-RAIN DANCE. AHAHAHA!
HMMM…MAPAG-UUSAPAN YAN. PERO SA NGAYON, MAGPAPAKA-ANTI SOCIAL MUNA KO. ALLERGIC NGA KASI AKO SA TAO. HEHEHE.
P.S. UN PALANG SINASABI KONG AVATAR SA MGA WORDPRESS SITE COMMENTS KO, PINANGALANDAKAN KO NA RIN SA AKING "ABOUT ME" WIDGET. NGAYON, IKAW NA ANG MAGHUSGA. CUTE BA KONG TUNAY O NAGFI-FEELING-FEELINGAN LANG? HEHEHE.

Posted by ssdd at March 1, 2009, 8:02 pm

@flamindevil: uhm…sa pagkakaalam ko, walang perang kasama ang pagiging beta evaluator namin. free foods at freebies lang talaga. sabagay, okey na rin siguro yun bilang compensation sa pagka-irita ko sa mga kupal bloggers ng sangkablogosperyohan at sa trapik na tiyatiyagain sa pagpunta sa kung saan mang venue. yung chicks, mejo so-so. pero may nakilala ako run sa manila gallery na makalaglag-brip at uber quality. carmen ang pangalan niya. ang kaso, di ko nakuha number dahil bukod sa mukang english spokening sosyalera, mukang high maintenance pa. pero parekoi, ang sarap bembangin ng puta. L na L talaga habang kunwaring nagtatanong. teka, mukang blog entry na naman ‘to ah. hmmmm…

Posted by ssdd at March 1, 2009, 8:08 pm

ANG CUTE NG ALL CAPS NATING STYLE..HHMMM..HINDI PA RIN AKO SATISFIED SA PIC..BAKA KASI GANYANG ANGLE KALANG GWAPO..WALA BANG IBA JAN??AHEKS..DONCHA WORI MY PAPA LIO LOCO..NAHULOG NA AKO NG PAGKALALIM LALIM SA IYONG ALINDOG KAYA MAHIRAP NG UMAHON AT IWAN ANG KAHIBANGANG ITO..KAYA KUNG PANGIT KA MAN IN PERSON, PAGTYATYAGAAN KO PA RIN..

ABA,ABA, DUMADAMI NA ANG MAHAL KITANG BINIBITAWAAN MO HA..TALAGANG KILIG TO THE NTH LEVEL NA ITO…ACHUCHU!

XOXOXOX

Posted by vanvan at March 1, 2009, 9:05 pm

@vanvan: HONGA EH. HINDI TALAGA KO MAHILIG MAG-CAPS PERO PARA SA'YO, OKEY LANG NA GAWIN KO. UUY…KINIKILIG ULE BULTOKACHI NIYA. WAHEHEHE.
GANUN BA? ALA PA KAYA 'KONG TULOG SA LAGAY NA YAN. PANSININ MO ANG EYEBAGS. HEHEHE. AT HINDI NGA KO GWAPO KASI PAYAT PA KO. CUTE LANG. LOLZ! PERO HUMANDA KA KAPAGKA NAGKAMASKELS NA KO. BUKAS, LULUHOD ANG MGA BABAE'T BADING SA ETITS…ESTE, SA HARAP KO. HEHEHE.
NAKUPO. NALOKO NA. WAG MAXADONG MAGPAKAHUMALING. BAKA, MAPUNTA KA NANG ASYLUM NIAN. WAHEHEHE.
MAHAL KO KAYONG LAHAT NA BUMIBISITA SA WALANG KWENTANG KUTANG 'TO. POWERHUGZ! HEHEHE.

Posted by ssdd at March 1, 2009, 10:03 pm

indi ako naiingit…..ever!ahahhahaa…..marami akong ganyan..at galing sa indi mga sponsored events…ahahaha..lamunin mo yang bomba mo na yan..

bahala ka…once in a blue moon lang ako kung lumabas..historical pa ang event…ahahahaha..tae.

ewan indi ko trip ang mga ganyang events…kung magsabi sila siguro na drink all you can well…indi na ako mag dadalawang isip..kasi tatlo ang isip ko.

sarah geronimo? hahhaa..yan pala ang mga type mo ha…hmmmmm…..chinese ka pala…no question.

bat indi si bale na lang? lols

Posted by Maldito at March 2, 2009, 1:10 pm

@maldito: okey payn. hindi ka naiinggit. hindi ko lalamunin ung bomba. ipapadala ko sa kuta mo jan sa cebu. ever! wahehehe.
historical? bat naging historical? kamatayan mo ba? hekhek! dpende sa sked ko. nayt ship ule ako so malamang, malabo. talk to my manager for appointment. ahehehe.
ako rin, gusto ko rin ng drink all you cam.
oo. chinita nga ang type ko. may lahing tsinoy nga ako di ba?
sino si bale?

Posted by ssdd at March 3, 2009, 2:55 am

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